Under the tutelage of his martial artist/chef adoptive German-American father of the same name, Chad Fistenstein the 4th (not to be confused with the first 3) mastered both the art of kung fu and the art of making the perfect schnitzel. This is where the game stops making sense. 

A poorly written German game, it was poorly translated into chinese before being poorly translated into English after being bought out by two companies of those respective languages. Chad uses moves like “Eaten by a Dragon”, or “Leg Duster” while fighting the criminal underground and while cooking against them…? What was supposed to be a revolutionary dialogue/response system broke down very quickly after being prompted to purchase “hand shoes”. People got laid off and the company’s been trying to resell the concept ever since.